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rogue-0f-breath:

v-for-valkyr:

creepypasta-reader:

skelezor:

if u do not reblog in 5 seconds u will be sent 2 eternal skeleton hell and be haunted by this seemingly harmless skeleton. don’t risk it!!1image

But really please don’t do things like this

sounds like someone got sent to ETERNAL SKELETON HELL

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FREAKING FAST I REBLOGGED IT I SAW A //SKELETON// WITH A //SLASHING KNIFE// I JUST SAID OH HECK NO AND REBLOGGED IT UMDER 3 SECONDS I DIDNT EVEN READ THE TEXT

basiacat:

when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing

flammable-femme:

Your feminism isn’t worth shit if it doesn’t defend trans women

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

lawface:

pikachu

lawface:

pikachu

cyborgish:

two days from now it will have been 15 years since Daft Punk became robots. wow.

cyborgish:

two days from now it will have been 15 years since Daft Punk became robots. wow.

gsculpt:

Spy classical sculpture I made out of wax and then casted in stone for finishing.

geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

floating-head:

iron-decoder:

who needs the super smash bros when u can have
the unholy alliance of untrustworthy acquaintances 

it’s not a nintendo franchise unless everyone has at least 2 dark doppelgangers 

floating-head:

iron-decoder:

who needs the super smash bros when u can have

the unholy alliance of untrustworthy acquaintances 

it’s not a nintendo franchise unless everyone has at least 2 dark doppelgangers 

darksideofthemoon007:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES

ificationer:

Someone challenged me to make a saxxy entry with 1 day left till deadline

satsukitomoe:

experimentflaw:

what happens if you fart

satsukitomoe:

experimentflaw:

what happens if you fart

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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